Category: Joke Board
9> Shortly after Microsoft acquires Yahoo!, Google retaliates by buying the state of Washington.
8> Thousands of Internet servers crash due to traffic overload when Britney, Lindsay and Paris hit a crotch shot trifecta one weekend.
7> Three words: Bolivian Cheese Blogging.
6> The RIAA launches a campaign to improve their public image by offering free song downloads — of a song called “Downloading Music is Stealing, You Wretched
Scum!” by Yoko Ono and David Hasselhoff.
5> The 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing feature demonstrations of Macbook Air discus.
4> Google changes its corporate motto from “Do no evil” to “Meh.”
3> Medical journals publish the first confirmed cases of lolcat allergies.
2> HP/Compaq and Dell merge to form a new company named “Hell.”
and the Number 1 Internet Prediction for 2008…
1> A constitutional crisis erupts in November when nobody votes because they’re all too busy writing about the election in their political blog.
lol I like it.
so did I! especially HP and Dell combining to form a new company called Hell!!
That one was funny.